POLICE: Child impersonated doctor for a month! Caught during OB/GYN exam!! WTF!!

A child in Palm Beach County is accused of impersonating a doctor for a month, according to the West Palm Beach Police Department.

Police arrived at 12:30 p.m. Tuesday to St. Mary’s Medical Center’s outpatient building at 927 45th Street.

The medical center’s staff called police after discovering a person was suspected of impersonating a doctor.

A patient told SMMC staff inside the OB/GYN office that a young child was dressed as a doctor, according to the police report.

[FLORIDA] reptile store owner smacked employee with lizard: cops

He’s certainly got a taste for the unusual.

A Florida reptile store owner made notorious after a man died during a 2012 insect eating contest at the business is behind bars after he smacked employees with a bearded dragon lizard and even put it in his mouth during a bizarre attack, police said.

Benjamin Herman Siegel, 40, faces several charges, including battery and cruelty to animals after the incident Friday at Ben Siegel Reptiles, his Deerfield Beach, Fla., business.

Guy Trashed ‘Spiritual’ Girlfriend’s Car after Sex Prophecy Involving his Deceased Grandmother and Sex Toys! WTF!

Oh Florida. You just never stop giving.

In the latest from “crazy ass people from FL”, this guy smashed his girlfriend’s cell phone and trashed her car because of a “vision” she’d shared with him involving his dead Grandma and erotic adult toys.

Yep.

Florida Man beats girlfriend after he dreams she cheated

A Florida man has been arrested after police say he beat his girlfriend all day Friday after he woke up from having a dream that she cheated on him, according to NBC Miami.

Carlos Gascon of Key West is accused of choking his girlfriend, pouring hot coffee on her, cutting her with a knife, holding a knife to her throat, threatening her life and slamming her into a glass table.

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